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Most of the material contained herein is found, stolen, plagiarized, mis-quoted, bootlegged, and otherwise illegitimate.

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Feb
10th
Wed
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artie:

Can we go back to this part please?

JUST YOU WAIT.

artie:

Can we go back to this part please?

JUST YOU WAIT.

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Feb
9th
Tue
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G. D. it!
(via plz-gro)

G. D. it!

(via plz-gro)

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Feb
8th
Mon
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i just found my ipod from 2004

holy shit. it’s like getting ten years worth of christmas presents all over again.

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Feb
7th
Sun
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I only watch the Superbowl for the ads.

Official Superbowl drinking game: take a shot every time you have to listen to any variation on this statement.

Throw the shot glass at their head to receive an extra point.

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Airforce Plans Distracting Airshow During Superbowl
(Feb 7, 2010) USAF Commanders have announced that a series of daring flyby maneuvers will take place starting slightly before kickoff and continuing through the first quarter of the game. […] One pilot, speaking on condition of anonymity, commented, “what the fuck are you dumb jocks gonna do about it anyway? We’re the ones in the fucking fighter jets.”
NFL officials have not responded to repeated requests for comment.

Airforce Plans Distracting Airshow During Superbowl

(Feb 7, 2010) USAF Commanders have announced that a series of daring flyby maneuvers will take place starting slightly before kickoff and continuing through the first quarter of the game. […] One pilot, speaking on condition of anonymity, commented, “what the fuck are you dumb jocks gonna do about it anyway? We’re the ones in the fucking fighter jets.”

NFL officials have not responded to repeated requests for comment.

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lookatthisfuckingwebsite
“This site was last updated on 06/05/99”

lookatthisfuckingwebsite

“This site was last updated on 06/05/99”

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Canadian NORAD personnel forcibly milk a female cow without her consent.

Canadian NORAD personnel forcibly milk a female cow without her consent.

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Winners: 2005 Military Applications of Photoshop

Winners: 2005 Military Applications of Photoshop

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lookatthisfuckingwebsite
(from norad.mil)

lookatthisfuckingwebsite

(from norad.mil)

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Feb
6th
Sat
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