Berserker: Archive

fuck off 2008. shoo. despite that, i’d like to thank everyone who’s helped make this...

Jan 1st

If this were Fallout 3, he’d pick it up and...

Dec 31st

don't forget the heathens, nick. never...

foulwheat: “If Thomas Jefferson were alive today, he’d probably say something to the effect of,...

Dec 31st

new year’s low resolutions

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

“I’m too old to feel this way.”
— Spotted on the black teeshirt...

Dec 29th

Critic’s Notebook - The Polaroid - Imperfect,...

Dec 29th

Fuck you, Robin, you moron.

Dec 29th

“for some reason i keep picturing you dressed as the...”
— she

Dec 29th

on why people should stop being catty

Kirsten:
Unnecessary. Sage, I love you dearly, but consider following your own advice.
Vent, whatever, but this doesn't need to be immortalized on your tumblr. Everyone knows who you are talking about. If you had a bad day, just ask and I'm here for a hug (or seven).
La-de-fucking-yawn. Isn't anyone else tired of this shit?
Nick:
I don't even know what you're talking about! There is no post. What are you immortalizing? What's immortal?
As a sidenote: no, nobody's tired of this shit. People are getting meaner by the day. Drama rate is accelerating. Ask the designated house whipping-folks. Ask the pledges. Ask the listservs fanfics romances bloodbaths and fuming contempts and plans-within-plans within exclusions within fuck yous.
.
But I love you. All of you. Sorry for being bad for a minute. I will atone by helping. Help me help?

Dec 29th

Dec 27th

If I had more nice frames around to stick shit in, I’d be such an artist.

Dec 27th

“Now she knew there are, for certain, differences between two...”
— Hmmm…

Dec 27th

Watch

TEST YOUR MIGHT

Dec 27th

Grafuck design.

Dec 27th

For Colleen.

Dec 27th

“Rubber bullets. Promise.”

Dec 26th

Now’s the time to be calm. Come back here at four.

Dec 26th

Nothin’s fair, father.

Dec 26th

His answer to the question, “hey Walt, what’re...

Dec 26th

to the left of his elbow, you’ll note the tops of some...

Dec 26th

“We usedta stack fucks like you five feet high in...”
— Clint Eastwood

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

-artie I like this. Tell me more about how you did it.

Dec 25th

come on, world. fuck you

Fuck mortality. All I want for Christmas is for this to be the year when they finally cure death. ...

Dec 25th

abookabouttime: W e b l o g — Charles Bernstein On...

Dec 25th

Dream Report

We’d all just graduated from Penn - everyone I know. People from my highschool were there, and...

Dec 24th

(versus this guy)

Dec 24th

Optometrist’s cartel at war with $1 self-adjustable...

Dec 24th

“Such is the end of the tragedy we are now witness to:...”
— People of the Screen by...

Dec 23rd

Watch

spillyourhead: This video freaks me out every single time no matter what. So fucked up. Cat on...

Dec 23rd

k that’s all folks

Dec 22nd

How did I miss this the first time through?

Dec 22nd

ben stein 2 days ago No one’s trying to be...

Dec 22nd

Coors.

Dec 22nd

My homies aren’t too thirsty.

Dec 22nd

BEST 14TH BIRTHDAY EVER

Dec 22nd

Goddamn it you guys! You still dance like white boys!

Dec 22nd

Bitch, I’ve got raptor arms.

Dec 22nd

YOU TOO.

Dec 22nd

Keep going.

Dec 22nd

Try not to laugh.

Dec 22nd

I wear a shoe over my unit so I can wear three shoes at a...

Dec 22nd

The chancellor was locked in the trunk of a range rover.

Dec 22nd

I find myself increasingly using the phrase “the rise...

Dec 22nd

i don’t waste my time with lesbians

Dec 22nd

“c’mon bitch know you want this” other...

Dec 22nd

look at all the

Dec 22nd

he really likes to eat sandwiches

Dec 22nd

you can almost feel his hot, sandwichy-smelling breath on...

Dec 22nd

let’s get drunk and talk about our professor playing...

Dec 22nd

Watch

This is a deleted scene from Terminator 3 where they explain why the terminator looks like Arnold.

Dec 22nd

“does the idea of fucking in vomit appeal to you?” “i guess it could be kind of...

Dec 21st

happy holidays

Dec 21st

hi

Dec 21st

Listen

In his own words - hear Dock Ellis tell the story of his no-hitter.

Dec 20th

This is bad photo of a drawing I just did of zombie Dock...

Dec 20th

Brash, gifted and impetuous, he would do almost anything to...

Dec 20th

When the Cincinnati Reds taunted the Pirates after beating...

Dec 20th

“Harry, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. Every day,...”
— Agent Cooper, Twin Peaks (via...

Dec 20th

“The Thirties had seen the first generation of American...”
— William Gibson on the rise of...

Dec 19th

“I’m not frustrated; I’m angry. Frustrated people...”
— ozo

Dec 19th

www.pornfortheblind.org

Dec 19th

Farewell To Sparks

Dec 18th

Watch

ROBOCOP RAP = Sick. As. Hell. If the remake sucks, I am going to shoot it with a gun. I learned to...

Dec 18th

OTHER PORTRAIT OF CORY ARCANGEL digital image Nicholas...

Dec 17th

PORTRAIT OF CORY ARCANGEL digital image Nicholas...

Dec 17th

In future when I’m asked how big your nuts are, I should...

Dec 17th

“I AM NOBODY’S BITCH! YOU ARE MY BITCH!”
— Evil Jet Li

Dec 17th

grace wins

Dec 17th

Dec 16th

Watch

INJECT ME WITH THE GREEN STUFF. IT WOULD HELP. Hint: this video features naked, exploding zombies....

Dec 16th

“i am on the lemmy”
— “i am on the lemmy diet:...

Dec 16th

“I bursared my birth control.”

Dec 16th

Dec 15th

?dae !su

Dec 15th

in teh noose

Dec 15th

So the USA is abandoning digital TV broadcast on Feb 17...

Dec 15th

“300… 300 BILLION YEN! IF YOU PAY IN ADVANCE, THE...”

Dec 15th

I just spent 10 minutes crashing my browser while trying to look at a 24 hour long animated gif. ...

Dec 15th

Watch

i’ve been missing a lot of parties lately

Dec 13th

thewordunheard: jomc: The Michigan Theatre Built in 1926,...

Dec 12th

hello, color theory

Dec 11th

"send me on my way" by rusted root VS...

DEAL WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER: AND NOW BEHOLD, FOR THE TWO HAVE MATED AND BORNE A...

Dec 11th

“Our bailout of Detroit will be remembered as the equivalent...”

Dec 10th

“And all this pertains how, exactly?” Ferbin asked. His...”
— This sounds a lot like several...

Dec 10th

“Hyrlis nodded. “If we assume that all we have been...”

Dec 10th

“Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why...”
— Kurt Vonnegut (via...

Dec 10th

“There are like a million reasons why I like fashion....”
— that type of thing i think is...

Dec 10th

“I have a lot of different influences.”

Dec 10th

“You’re aware of even potential artists you *should*...”
— potential art is the king of...

Dec 10th

“You’ve seen them on the web? I’ve seen them on...”
— J vs. A

Dec 10th

“Cory Arcangel’s work boils down to “HEY! LOOK!...”
— ME as cited by Artie during...

Dec 10th

yes

Dec 10th

“There are lots of spices in Morocco.”
— also technically true

Dec 10th

“OMIGOD I’M SO CUTE!”
— actually correct, in this case

Dec 10th

“It’s an interesting thing. She uses herself as a...”
— STILL GOING ON

Dec 10th

“Annie, you’re gonna photograph my soul, right?”
— Tina Fey

Dec 10th

“Seeing it in the book doesn’t do it justice....”
— YES

Dec 10th

“Michel Foucault is a guy who has a lot of theories. Annie...”
— TRUE ART QUOTES NEVER DIE

Dec 10th

taking breaks while doing crits paying money for...

Dec 10th

when you stand on it you are an art. also manzoni...

Dec 10th

fuck ya fuck ya

Dec 10th

“So he had killed his king, but that meant little. It was no...”
— matter

Dec 9th

WELCOME TO MAYAN HELL So it turns out that the road to...

Dec 9th

MANYA SHOWED ME THAT EDDIE VAN HALEN HAS A PATENT FOR...

Dec 9th

Watch

My secret santa present for Maggie. I don’t know why it won’t just play in high...

Dec 9th

“He ought not to call his master by his name like that, but...”
— Matter

Dec 8th

(via artie) We’re good boys, we are.

Dec 8th

“The conventional is now experimental.”
— The Fall

Dec 8th

<3

Dec 7th

“Cling to your pathetic fables of fluid exchange!”
— The Ghost of Christmas Past

Dec 7th

I want a baked potato right now really bad.

Dec 7th

I’m starting my own line of classic cartoons-themed...

Dec 7th

Good morning.

Dec 6th

Listen

“Sympathetic Transformation,” another track from The Pubic Era. Oh, you know.

Dec 6th

“It was a warship, after all. It was built, designed to...”
— Excession

Dec 5th

english 111 is a class i am not even in

Dec 4th

Watch

This is the best thing I have seen in quite some time. <3 <3 <3

Dec 3rd

my im theme is much more dour-looking.

Dec 3rd

thewordunheard: tylercoates: It’s gotten to the point...

Dec 3rd

“Fivetide had explained the problem was that certain sections...”
— Excession

Dec 2nd

busy go fuck yourself

I’ve worked extra-hard this past semester (due to my silly courseload) but have produced a...

Dec 2nd

Berserker

2009

2008

don't forget the heathens, nick. never...

on why people should stop being catty

come on, world. fuck you

Dream Report

in teh noose

"send me on my way" by rusted root VS...

busy go fuck yourself