Berserker

2009

June 16
May 22
April 41
March 38
January 194

2008

June 42
May 85
April
March
February
January
foulwheat: “ecstatic” it’s good to be gone
Mar 3rd

Percy Bysshe Shelley went up to the...

Me: How did Shelley die?
Spotter: I'm not sure.
Me: Some kind of illness. Syphilis maybe?
Spotter: Or... drowning? Maybe some combination of the two.
Me: He was so syphilitic he fell out of a boat.
Mar 2nd
Better to be a geek or a nerd?
Mar 2nd
“Today, the automaker’s speedometer serves as something of a...”
— NYT on GM This is the most...
Mar 2nd
Read it here first, folks; Obama destroyed the economy.
Mar 2nd
RE: New Study Says Doodling May Help Attention
Mar 2nd

what is the MEANEST thing you can do?

my first guess was “saw a puppy in half… lengthwise.” but i could be wrong.
Mar 1st
yes? sir?
Mar 1st
“On the train ride home, I was about to text a lot of people...”
— More insights from Erowid.
Feb 28th
dodecadist: I may never stop loving RBM’s photography. I...
Feb 28th
“The problem is that “not dealing explicitly with...”
— k-punk
Feb 27th
(via tastemakers) Working on it.
Feb 27th
Two hours of sleep in forty eight. (2009) I have been,...
Feb 26th
“Were there peoples in the past that were solely...”
— Jesse Alexander Harding
Feb 26th

Today's Baal worshipers

scoffblog: berserker:     What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again;...
Feb 26th
How I got my facial hair.
Feb 25th
I THINK I KNOW THIS GUY WTF I WISH
Feb 25th
My own private zeitgeist.
Feb 25th
Google, what even the hell? Did you go offline last night so...
Feb 25th
We know who the real heroes are.
Feb 24th
Fuck Gmail (2009)
Feb 24th
Cory Arcangel - On Compression
Feb 23rd
Artie Vierkant: hah hahahhaa Kathryn is such a good she...
Feb 23rd

maddy

foulwheat: ruffan: Fuck you maddy. hey thanks johnny! !! a quote from johnny that’ll make...
Feb 23rd
“In his post about the changes, Mark Zuckerberg uses the...”
— can’t decide whether...
Feb 21st
bloody mustaches
Feb 20th
Portrait of Kimberly Lin (2009) “brutal”
Feb 19th
Feb 18th
ND House Passes Abortion Ban
Feb 18th
“As an assistant professor (on the tenure track), with a PhD,...”
— Alisa Roost
Feb 18th
artie: Portrait of Nick Salvatore (2009) Several can play...
Feb 17th
“Fifty percent of marriages end in divorce, so… ...”
— Jim
Feb 17th
Warch Watch
Video Portrait of Nicholas Salvatore (2009).
Feb 17th
Feb 17th
Wisdom from steel mill workers to CEOs whining about...
Feb 17th
Submit (2009).
Feb 16th
E-Waste (2009). It’s not just “waste”...
Feb 16th
Group Portrait (2009). How many of these names do you have...
Feb 16th
Warch Watch
Make your own Toynbee tiles. [via cat]
Feb 16th
“Othello, the Moor of Venice is far more interesting if Iago...”
— a post Vlad deleted from...
Feb 16th
“Everyone uses J.K. Rowling to prove their points about...”
— Kim. Hm.
Feb 16th
COME TO THE WEDDING OF NICK SALVATORE AND ADAM SPARKLES.
Feb 15th
Feb 15th
BLOOD.
Feb 15th
“When you say “radical right” today, I think of...”
— Barry Goldwater
Feb 15th
Happy Valentine’s! <3 <3 <3
Feb 15th

I have an enormous headache and am very...

plz-gro: The 21st century is driving me insane social networking “friendly haze” that is...
Feb 13th
I love my little sister dearly.
Feb 12th
Cutting the wings off pterodactyls again. I misapply myself.
Feb 12th
“Jessica in leather and Jessica in cotton…”
— Melissa Sanchez
Feb 12th
Warch Watch
carbine: LOOK! 1930s-style self defence. I do believe I am most firmly in love with the woman...
Feb 12th
“He felt her shiver. She was dressed in light clothes. He...”
Feb 12th

treat science like it is science fiction

Feb 12th
Outdated love story. 2005, I think. Night of the first snow...
Feb 12th
“I just got a phonecall from my ex-neighbor. She’s...”
— Found Journal July 10th, 2006
Feb 12th

MEMORY LANE

Ha ha ha, spent the day getting completely shitfaced with my experimental poetry class because it...
Feb 12th
KEEPERS OF THE RAILS.
Feb 12th
Ask me again why I do what I do.
Feb 11th
Feb 11th
“I’d pay 200 bucks to see Barnett Newman fight Monet.”
— Me
Feb 11th
Let me take pictures of people’s faces and not their...
Feb 11th
I still say the Joker and Harley Quinn are the greatest love...
Feb 11th
It felt…
Feb 11th
Are we there yet?
Feb 11th
They were hitching a ride to the war zone.
Feb 11th
Warch Watch
A misguided attempt at translation.
Feb 11th

in the world but not of the world

Feb 11th
pak chooie unf
Feb 11th
S: 'Hey, you want to see something?'
F: 'Whatever it is, I cannot fucking wait.'
S: 'Come with me.'
F: 'Last time I heard that--'
S: 'We agreed no more of those.'
F: 'Fuck! So we did. Total retraction. Show me what you got to show me.'
S: 'Walk this way.'
F: 'Ah now, just fuck off.'
Feb 9th
Michael Caine knows what you’re up to.
Feb 9th
“Finally you’ve done something that I find impressive....”
— Verpych
Feb 9th
tastemakers: the Codex Seraphinianus by Luigi Serafini is...
Feb 9th

I love all your pictures that you post

Jordan, via text 1/5/2009 9:50PM
Feb 6th
“Having taken a semester of geology, I’d say that I know more...”
— Artie, in another classic...
Feb 6th
“‘That is pretty draconian — $500,000 is not a lot of money,...”
— NYTimes CLASS WAR STARTS...
Feb 4th
“Mocking the wisdom that comes with age is a fit sport only...”
— Duke Walen
Feb 4th
Feb 4th
the kingdom
Feb 4th
“Are there gay wiggers?”
— a discussion of fashion and...
Feb 3rd
foulwheat: click on it now. and now. click on it all the...
Feb 3rd
“When I think of a rhizome, I think of something in the...”
— D. Burnham
Feb 3rd
Feb 3rd
Feb 3rd
He: Are you old?
She: I'm twelve.
She: But I've been twelve for a long time.
Feb 3rd
FORGET SUPERMAN
Feb 3rd
“Wow. There are so few things these days.”
— vladimir [via arthur]
Feb 2nd
“Teleology would say that a person has eyes because he has...”
Feb 2nd
THESE WILL BE MINE TOMORROW. ME AND MY BOOTS ARE GONNA EAT...
Feb 2nd

We were right! We were right!

“Seeing their chance, mages who believed in proto-scientific theories banded together under...
Feb 2nd
Jesse: I just realized how similar you are to football players.
Me: Uhhhh...?
Feb 2nd
awesome things happen in the world (this is a photograph...
Feb 2nd

Magic Viking Beer Spoons as a Allegory...

A long time ago, vikings had the power to create beer using magic. By carving certain runes and...
Feb 1st
He: Do you know any Pilam songs?
She: Yeah, "Something Twixt Men."
Feb 1st
“Is this movie interesting?”
— Josh
Feb 1st