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Unstoppable, pristine, crystalline, robotic.
Most of the material contained herein is found, stolen, plagiarized, mis-quoted, bootlegged, and otherwise illegitimate.
Hi, my name is Nick. How are you.
Most of the material contained herein is found, stolen, plagiarized, mis-quoted, bootlegged, and otherwise illegitimate.
Hi, my name is Nick. How are you.
The movie rights were sold to Warner Brothers in a seven-figure deal, only to be returned three years later.
de stijl (with recursion) #1
2009
the idea is to take every mondrian painting and use the photoshop transform tool to squish smaller versions of a given painting into each of its own grid rectangles
(this was ivy’s idea. thanks for letting me steal from you, ivy!)
His mother was ugly and his father was ugly, but Shrek was uglier than the two of them put together. By the time he toddled, Shrek could spit flame a full ninety-nine yards and vent smokes from either ear. With just a look he cowed the reptiles in the swamp. Any snake dumb enough to bite him instantly got convulsions and died.
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page 1 of Shrek! by William Steig.
(there is an illustration of a snake getting convulsions and dying)
