Berserker

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Most of the material contained herein is found, stolen, plagiarized, mis-quoted, bootlegged, and otherwise illegitimate.

Hi, my name is Nick. How are you.

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Dec
14th

Mon

No matter how hard you study you’re still going to end up feeling like a fuckup. You will always be disappointed with yourself!

If you take a fraction of the energy you devote to working your ass off and apply it to learning how not to hate yourself you will end up a lot better at working. Until then shut up, you fuckup.

— Learning to take my own advice

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Dec
11th

Fri

yep, life is still great.

BLE

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Dec
9th

Wed

yesterday I watched Secretary. Today I'm watching Crash (1996).

thewordunheard:

natface:

What I have concluded is that James Spader is a big old perv.

See also: Sex, Lies, and Videotape.

Did I ever tell you about the time I staged a filmfest called Spaderama?

Because these are the movies that were in it.

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Dec
7th

Mon

From The Rockstar Diaries Get Political, 2009

God hates when you are not totally brutal.

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From The Rockstar Diaries Get Political, 2009

Today I met the Westboro Baptist Church. They run godhatesfags.com. The jury’s still out on how God feels about metal, but it’s not looking too good.

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Opinions, 2009

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Dec
6th

Sun

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If tumblr is in any way worthwhile, then by its very nature it is worth tumblring about.

— Cory Arcangel

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MY FRIENDS AND I PROBABLY THINK THAT WE ARE INTERESTING BUT TO OLD PEOPLE WE LOOK LIKE WE JUST SIT AROUND PUSHING BUTTONS ALL DAY

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Recipe: Rich Guy Nachos

1 loaf of French bread
1 thing of brie

Take a loaf of French bread and slice it into little cross-section discs.
Put a slice of brie onto each bread disc.
Put them into a toaster oven and toast them.
Eat these things while acting the way you imagine a rich guy might act while eating some nachos.

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my sister was at thanksgiving at my house

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