Jan
6th
Fri
6th
people to shoot in the face
My band and I go backstage before the show, to set up and sound check. The bouncer asks me to leave, saying “girlfriends aren’t allowed backstage.” When I tell him I’m a musician, he makes me go get my instrument and play it, to prove that I’m actually in the band. This (or some variant) happens to me at almost every new venue we play.