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It’s about that time again. Time to be honest with ourselves. When we live with someone who’s immortal, omnipresent, and ambidextrous, its hard to really know if you are alone when you are with your special person.

Admit it. You’ve always had some questions for Mr. Salvatore. How’d you know I love to be picked up? Where do you get all of those tvs? Do you really just have a cartilage skeleton that enables you to bend so awesomely?

So now’s the time. Ever wanted to ask God a question? This is kind of like that. I’ll start. Nick, what’s the best way to gut a fish?

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