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Hi, my name is Nick. How are you.</description><title>Berserker</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @berserker)</generator><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kstt5wN7RU1qzn8s1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/237741880</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/237741880</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:13:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksts50R1yq1qzn8s1o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/237723482</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/237723482</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:51:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kst4ccmQ4R1qzn8s1o1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/237281970</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/237281970</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:17:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>best spam twitter i’ve seen in a while</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspqov1mkM1qzn8s1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;best spam twitter i’ve seen in a while&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/235423374</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/235423374</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:29:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I saw a sign that said you should park there if you want to go...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnt0xMHSA1qzn8s1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I saw a sign that said you should park there if you want to go strike with SEPTA. (Alternately, if you’re a bum who was looking to take a piss in a SEPTA station where nobody would bother to clean it up, you could always just do it all over the Official Strike Parking street instead.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look, here’s the thing: the public transportation in Philly is way too shitty for any policymaker or anyone with any money or influence or power at all to ride it. The people who ride SEPTA and depend on SEPTA and suffer when SEPTA stops running are lower and middle class people who have to make their way through this filthy hellhole trying to avoid getting gobbled up by the same murderous and economy-stricken bullshit as the poor striking schmucks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Preventing us from traveling to the places that put food on our tables isn’t going to make us sympathetic to your plight, and it’s not going to make us write in and tell our local whoevers to give SEPTA more money (during a goddamn recession, no less!). It’s going to make us vote for whoever stands up to you greedy pricks and keeps you from getting your lazy, rotten hands on our hard-earned cash.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I see a campaign poster that says MARK WHATEVERSON: I AM TOUGH ON TERRORISM AND GREEDY STRIKING SEPTA BOZOS, I will vote my ass off.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/234334703</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/234334703</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:24:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>shut up. go to jail.
via artie duh.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6wszGrSJ1qzn8s1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;shut up. go to jail.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via artie duh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/225154100</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/225154100</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:26:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>this is what my friends are like</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks1e61AKhC1qzn8s1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is what my friends are like&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/222114879</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/222114879</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:56:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>my halloween costume this year
(MY NAME IS A KILLING WORD.)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krxyitYREH1qzn8s1o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;my halloween costume this year&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;(MY NAME IS A KILLING WORD.)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/220432096</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/220432096</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:25:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>you’d be surprised.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/qyaMgFJhBoclwlynHlkIFFmfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;you’d be surprised.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/217840418</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/217840418</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:09:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>last night i ate a fruit that was a cross between a blueberry...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krgynjAuN61qzn8s1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;last night i ate a fruit that was a cross between a blueberry and a kiwi.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what. the. hell.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(it tastes exactly the way “berry flavor” juice, soda, or candy tastes. it tastes like everyberry.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/212199657</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/212199657</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:09:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ya heard?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krfbkmlPcM1qzn8s1o1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;ya heard?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/211410957</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/211410957</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:53:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>‘Consensual’ is, of course, a ‘buzzword’ in the subculture...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krdxrksmm81qzn8s1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;‘Consensual’ is, of course, a ‘buzzword’ in the subculture literature.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/210761387</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/210761387</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:57:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krddru2BvV1qzn8s1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/210424057</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/210424057</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:45:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>guys, you should use screencaps to reblog stuff instead of the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krddpoeKC11qzn8s1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;guys, you should use screencaps to reblog stuff instead of the reblog button.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it fucks up the technology.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(you just press apple-shift-4 and click and drag a box. it will save to your desktop.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/210423184</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/210423184</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:44:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How To Tell A Lie</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krdd8fe4g81qzn8s1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How To Tell A Lie&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/210415826</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/210415826</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:33:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is gonna be utterly sickhaus.
Who wants to come with?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr7qcmXRcL1qzn8s1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is gonna be utterly sickhaus.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Who wants to come with?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/207793152</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/207793152</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:31:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>still from the other star wars
(via artie)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr7p1gM9wZ1qzn8s1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;still from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/6788001"&gt;the other star wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via artie)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/207774147</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/207774147</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:03:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>this is the right thing to be into
trust me</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr5zougzAF1qzn8s1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is the right thing to be into&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;trust me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/206998273</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/206998273</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:58:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>carbine:  Still, 135.7 lb</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr49woV7WL1qzp6qlo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://carbine.tumblr.com/post/206225551/still-135-7-lb"&gt;carbine&lt;/a&gt;:  Still, &lt;i&gt;135.7 lb&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/206444701</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/206444701</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:42:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is gonna be sick as hell. Come get your ass...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqwqnhhIgn1qzaos7o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is gonna be sick as hell. Come get your ass rocked.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hyperallergic.tumblr.com/post/202871859/for-those-in-philadelphia-you-are-invited-to"&gt;hyperallergic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For those in Philadelphia:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You are invited to  join the artists for a festive preview of Summer Shorts: REDUX on Monday October 5, between &lt;br/&gt;6 and 8 p.m.  Please RSVP to 215-972-0522 or &lt;a&gt;rsvp@pafa.org&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Summer Shorts 1:&lt;br/&gt; Andrew  Brehm: Venezuela,  2009&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Summer Shorts 2:&lt;br/&gt;Roxana Pérez-Méndez: De Noche  Sueño Contigo, 2006/2009&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Summer Shorts 3: &lt;br/&gt;Nick Salvatore: The  Rockstar Diaries: Two Thousand Myspace Photos in Beijing, 2009&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Summer Shorts 4: &lt;br/&gt;Jack Sloss: Shed,  2002&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Summer Shorts 5: &lt;br/&gt;Andrew Suggs: Incantations,  2007&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Summer Shorts 6: &lt;br/&gt;Dan Murphy: I Do  This, 2009&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Summer Shorts 7: &lt;br/&gt;Jenny Lynn: It’s  a Sign,  2009&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Summer Shorts: REDUX is on view in the Morris Gallery in the Historic Landmark Building and is free to the public. The film runs continuously while the museum is open.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;PAFA Hours:&lt;br/&gt;Tuesday - Saturday, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.&lt;br/&gt; Sunday, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m.&lt;br/&gt; Closed Mondays and legal holidays.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts&lt;br/&gt;Historic Landmark Building&lt;br/&gt; 118 N. Broad Street&lt;br/&gt;Philadelphia, PA 19102&lt;br/&gt;215-972-7600 | &lt;a href="http://www.pafa.org"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pafa.org"&gt;www.pafa.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/202919988</link><guid>http://berserker.tumblr.com/post/202919988</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:26:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
